ABOUT

The following information about Connor Konz has been generally regarded as “true”:    

Connor Konz is a native of Humble, Texas. He earned his BFA in Performance and Dramaturgy at the University of Oklahoma before relocating to Chicago. 

Connor can frequently be seen on stage around Chicago performing as various fictional characters and melancholy objects. He likes popcorn, garage sales, and the infinite possibilities of hot glue. 

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THINGS CONNOR IS:

actor, improviser, cosplay performer, musician, writer, designer, and makeup artist.

THINGS CONNOR IS NOT:

Fireman, owner of a printer, amazon prime member, dog person, literal dog.

The following information about Connor Konz has been flagged and should be generally considered "dubious":

Born under the donut moon, at an early age Connor Konz was purchased by antique dealers under the impression he was a rare full-scale replica of Lady Elaine Fairchilde. Turns out his head actually just looks like that. He made the auction circuit around Western Europe before settling down in the Carpathian mountains as a Swedish furniture impersonator. It was here he recorded his first single Bucket Sucker (Can’t Get It Out), and its controversial second installment Tucker's Bucket (No Really It’s Stuck).

Leaving music behind, Konz decided to pursue one of his earliest passions---spreadable condiments.  The early years of the millennium were spent attempting to regain complete physical form after a jarring accident at, what turned out to be, a satanic jelly jarring plant. 2015 brought new joys with corporeal completion, albeit a slight, though permanent, purple skin tinge and a complete knowledge of Shadow Latin.

LAST EDITED 11/18/2016

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