1. What did you just call me?

2. Will you be paying with a CVS card today?

3. Would you like to use your points for a dollar off your gin/makeup wipes?

4. Back again for more gin, eh?

5. How much have you had to drink today sir?

6. Would you mind taking a few steps back from the register?

7. Sir will you please leave the revolving door chamber and lower your voice?

8. You think everyone here likes Shania Twain as much as you do?

9. That was quite a finale, are you able to stand on your own?

10. You really expect me to believe this is your first time in an ambulance?

11. It’s only a few stitches and a quick abdominal slice, ready?

12. Would you like to speak with the priest in your final hours?

13. What was the other side like?

14. Will you ghostwrite a book about your experiences?